My bonnie hamster spins in his wheel,
Eats his feed, gaes tae sleep
In the mornin he rins aroond,
Then he gets tae hae a boonce.
Later in the efterneen
He gits puffed up like a baboon
Efter denner he sooks his tooter
Then he gings tae the library
On his microskooter
Fan he reads 'Fa stole my feed?'
He gaes hame and gings tae sleep.