Sammy the Seagull
by: Blackhall, Sheena
Sammy the seagull's got twa webbed feet
His feathers are white an his dowp is weet
Fin ye sit doon wi yer dennertime breid
He'll skirl in yer lug an he'll dive-bomb yer heid
He's big an he's brosie, he skreichs like a saw
As if he'd a razor-blade stuck in his jaw!