by: Burnett, Kerry Ann
Ye see aabody waukin roon the store
Wanderin roon luikin at aathin galore
Tryin on tops 'n tryin on troosers
Wait a minute, 'ere's a bunch o bruisers
Aa o them slippin a discoont ere an ere
Thinkin they can makk the shoppie bare
They hinna noticed me up here!
Caa security quick, afore they get a scare
Their five finger discoont didna work
Noo they're they'll be sick
Aa o them, doon in the nick.
Fit a catch! It wis ower sae quick!