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The Joking Computer's better jokes

     Here are some riddles the Joking Computer has produced:

  • How is an unclean tinned meat different from a pampered sacred writing?

     
  • What kind of tree is nauseated?

     
  • What do you call a washing machine with a september?

     
  • What kind of a temperature is a son ?

     
  • Why is a bronzed handle different from a fringe benefit that is lordly ?

     
  • What do you call a heavenly body with an assembly line ?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a degree celsius with a water ?

     
  • What is the difference between a desolate amusement and a smart impact ?

  • What do you get when you cross a frog with a road?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a feeding with a heating system?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a kerb with a preserve?

     
  • What do you call a shout with a window?

     
  • What do you call a cross between a bun and a character?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a mum with an award?

     
  • What do you call a cross between an emporium and a success?

     
  • What do you get when you cross a choice with a meal?

     
  • What kind of pre-school has a wine?

 
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