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Here are some riddles the Joking Computer has produced:
How is an unclean tinned meat different from a pampered sacred writing?
One is a soiled spam, the other is a spoiled psalm
What kind of tree is nauseated?
What do you call a washing machine with a september?
An autumn-atic washer
What kind of a temperature is a son ?
A boy-ling point
Why is a bronzed handle different from a fringe benefit that is lordly ?
One is a tanned grip, the other is a grand tip
What do you call a heavenly body with an assembly line ?
A manufacturing planet
What do you get when you cross a degree celsius with a water ?
A high c
What is the difference between a desolate amusement and a smart impact ?
One is a bleak show, the other is a chic blow
What do you get when you cross a frog with a road?
A main toad
What do you get when you cross a feeding with a heating system?
A central eating
What do you get when you cross a kerb with a preserve?
A lemon curb
What do you call a shout with a window?
A computer scream
What do you call a cross between a bun and a character?
A minor roll
What do you get when you cross a mum with an award?
A prize mummy
What do you call a cross between an emporium and a success?
A department score
What do you get when you cross a choice with a meal?
What kind of pre-school has a wine?
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