The Joking Computer's better jokes

     Here are some riddles the Joking Computer has produced:

• How is an unclean tinned meat different from a pampered sacred writing?
  Answer:One is a soiled spam, the other is a spoiled psalm
   
• What kind of tree is nauseated?
  Answer:A sick-amore
   
• What do you call a washing machine with a september?
  Answer:An autumn-atic washer
   
• What kind of a temperature is a son ?
  Answer:A boy-ling point
   
• Why is a bronzed handle different from a fringe benefit that is lordly ?
  Answer:One is a tanned grip, the other is a grand tip
   
• What do you call a heavenly body with an assembly line ?
  Answer:A manufacturing planet
   
• What do you get when you cross a degree celsius with a water ?
  Answer:A high c
   
• What is the difference between a desolate amusement and a smart impact ?
  Answer:One is a bleak show, the other is a chic blow

• What do you get when you cross a frog with a road?
  Answer:A main toad
   
• What do you get when you cross a feeding with a heating system?
  Answer:A central eating
   
• What do you get when you cross a kerb with a preserve?
  Answer:A lemon curb
   
• What do you call a shout with a window?
  Answer:A computer scream
   
• What do you call a cross between a bun and a character?
  Answer:A minor roll
   
• What do you get when you cross a mum with an award?
  Answer:A prize mummy
   
• What do you call a cross between an emporium and a success?
  Answer:A department score
   
• What do you get when you cross a choice with a meal?
  Answer:A pick-nic
   
• What kind of pre-school has a wine?
  Answer:A play-grape