by: Pont, Michael G.
Fit wis that affa racket?
Oh michty me, it's a car crash!
Fit a feel, tae be drivin intae a waa!
I dinna think onybody wis hurt.
Eh me, it wis an affa bonnie car, too!
Ach weel, here's the wifie comin oot noo.
She's fine- bit I cudna say that fur the car!